They came from the planet Penisheadia
Fear no fellow human there is still hope, but even now the horror that is the penis headed aliens are slowly taking over our workplaces, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear normal until such a time as the sound of merriment echoes through the streets At witch point they come out to take their place as the life of the party, these are the Peninheadians.
Often when one Penisheadian if found soon others will appear it is this aspect of there presence that causes fear and merriment of the human species, once men have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
To accomplish this transformation a prospective Penisheadian will search the local area for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then there life will be incomplete and they will long for the life they can’t have. For it is at these stores that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:
The application of fermented beverages to a Penisheadian is not advised unless they process a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of fermented beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour
Groups of Penisheadian in one location can get disorientated as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are recommended so embarrassing incidents don’t occur
Caution don’t stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of these near a Penisheadian causes them to uncontrollably find themselves posing for shoots to remember the night for years to come.
If someone you love has given in to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s invasion don’t fret, the joy and happiness that they experience, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world. And perhaps you to will join the invasion.
Last Modified: August 29th, 2008
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